I'm tired....

My eyes are completely burning and I still can't sleep. Has that ever happened to you? If you can't sleep and you're reading this boring post, it should help you sleep. Okay, so this past week I'm sitting in the Dr's office asking them WTF is the matter with me that I can't get my ass to sleep and she hands me a pamphlet. Turns out that there are bunch of sick, twisted MF's out there. I'm normal. Who knew? According to this bomb pamphlet (it was so colorful and had cartoony graphics, probably to help those of us whose eyes are completely swollen and tired of carrying around the louis vuitton bags hanging below them that we need extra color and cartoons) people are most sleepy between the hours of 2-4 pm and 1-6 am, and yes, that is when I'm most tired. 11:51 and I'm still awake. SHITTTTTTT. And a little off fact that it listed was that Benjamin Franklin felt that sleep was over-rated, which is why he only slept four hours a night. That was one sick mofo because I don't care if you're a so-called genius, saying shit like that is plain weird.